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Re: The Glorious Kobold Empire rises again!

We at ACME have a new fellow (ahem product) that might interest you. He (ahem it's) name is Gossamer. Gossamer can be cleaned, cut, styled, shot, etc and come back as strong as ever. The only hitch is that it seems that Gossamer is a bit shy around folks with inadequate shield tech.
by AlexeiTimoshenko
on Thu 22 Aug 2013 18:26
 
Forum: Starfire Fiction
Topic: The Glorious Kobold Empire rises again!
Replies: 114
Views: 30664

Re: Playing with the minis...

Nexus 9 is on the cd IIRC.
by AlexeiTimoshenko
on Thu 22 Aug 2013 04:04
 
Forum: General
Topic: Playing with the minis...
Replies: 26
Views: 7815

Re: The Glorious Kobold Empire rises again!

Please see the smiling bald man down the corridor to the left room 302 for a detailed description of Cleaning Supplies. In short, with the supplies, the Squidwards Sponge of a foreign minister can help to put a nice shine on your ships and weaponry.
by AlexeiTimoshenko
on Wed 21 Aug 2013 15:55
 
Forum: Starfire Fiction
Topic: The Glorious Kobold Empire rises again!
Replies: 114
Views: 30664

Re: The Glorious Kobold Empire rises again!

We at ACME would suggest that you trade some of our cleaning products. After all their Foreign Minister is a sponge.

Perhaps you should suggest that Pinky could summon a certain Snowman. I'm sure that he would love and rub and squeeze and hug "George" (Brain)
by AlexeiTimoshenko
on Tue 20 Aug 2013 22:11
 
Forum: Starfire Fiction
Topic: The Glorious Kobold Empire rises again!
Replies: 114
Views: 30664

Re: Tentative background for my 'Local' Campaign

I could see something similar to the dimensional interphase from Star Trek.
by AlexeiTimoshenko
on Tue 20 Aug 2013 22:04
 
Forum: Solar Starfire
Topic: Tentative background for my 'Local' Campaign
Replies: 20
Views: 6723

Re: Tentative background for my 'Local' Campaign

olivertheorem wrote:Okay, now you HAVE to do an NPR based off Doofenschmirtz.


Would their enemies be EWCA (Empire Without a Cool Name)?
by AlexeiTimoshenko
on Mon 19 Aug 2013 19:53
 
Forum: Solar Starfire
Topic: Tentative background for my 'Local' Campaign
Replies: 20
Views: 6723

Re: The Glorious Kobold Empire rises again!

I'm sorry, those two aren't on our payroll. The pair we sent were tuxedo short hair's. It seems that the senior partner has been distracted. Something about acres and acres of yellow avians. The replacement we were going to send is not in a good mood today. He keeps mumbling about being buried in th...
by AlexeiTimoshenko
on Mon 19 Aug 2013 18:44
 
Forum: Starfire Fiction
Topic: The Glorious Kobold Empire rises again!
Replies: 114
Views: 30664

Re: Tentative background for my 'Local' Campaign

Or you could have an alternate Earth where the dominant life form tends to say "Narf". Oh wait, that universe is already taken.

Elminster wrote:Or a weird scientist (there are never too few of them)


Last I heard, one of those scientists was trying to take over the Tri-Earth area.
by AlexeiTimoshenko
on Mon 19 Aug 2013 17:40
 
Forum: Solar Starfire
Topic: Tentative background for my 'Local' Campaign
Replies: 20
Views: 6723

Re: The Glorious Kobold Empire rises again!

Junior is a major shareholder in the ACME paper products division. Mr. Wayne sends his regrets, but he is unable to help personally at this time. It seems that it's Penguin season on New Gotham. He has lined up another exterminator, but this one tends to leave vast piles of collateral damage. He als...
by AlexeiTimoshenko
on Mon 19 Aug 2013 16:17
 
Forum: Starfire Fiction
Topic: The Glorious Kobold Empire rises again!
Replies: 114
Views: 30664

Re: The Glorious Kobold Empire rises again!

Why do I see the 2nd Kobold Empire going the way of the first? I would recommend some exterminators to you, but I'm afraid that your problems could get worse. It seems that the senior partner has an irrational fear of southern rodents. He seems to think that they are all either very large or very fa...
by AlexeiTimoshenko
on Mon 19 Aug 2013 04:04
 
Forum: Starfire Fiction
Topic: The Glorious Kobold Empire rises again!
Replies: 114
Views: 30664
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